Dear Driver

Dear Driver in the green mini-van,

Thanks for not running me over while I was out running with my baby in the jogging stroller. I know you tried super hard and came REALLY close to hitting us. If I could do it over I would go back and give you a piece of my mind! When did you decide that looking in front of your car before hitting the gas was optional? You should lose your drivers license!
But, it's a good thing for you that my fight or flight instinct chose flight, otherwise you would have a black eye to show for your morning.

Sincerely,
A pedestrian